Canadutch
Recently my friend D. told me I absolutely MUST download the UK Celebrity Big Brother from last month. I searched high and low and finally found the episodes for download and I’m still sitting here gobsmacked. Not only is it a much more rough version of the Big Brother I’m used to, but it’s absolutely insane. It sort of reminds me of that show The Surreal Life from back in the US, but on Surreal life people don’t get voted out.
The thing is, the entire time I’m watching it, the same thing keeps catching my eye and making me feel like I want to jump through the screen with a tissue. It’s the lipstick on these people!
Here are the two worst culprits:
Yeah, I said PETE… that’s a man. Although to look at him in some photos you’d never know it.
To look at these two, you wonder if they even have eyes. You can’t really see it so well in the photos I’ve given but if you watched the show I KNOW you know what I’m talking about. It’s this habit of drawing new lip lines far outside the actual line of your lips and then filling it in with lipstick. Why do women (err.. and men now I guess) do this?! Do they not understand that the line of their lip can still actually be seen?
Is this some sad result of their lack of parental guidance as a child? Did nobody ever teach them to color INSIDE the lines?
It makes me crazy! If people want to have full lips, that’s what plastic surgery is for! You can’t just draw them on! It’s like a woman stuffing her bra and wearing a top low enough to see the tissue sticking out…. or a man stuffing a pair of tube sucks down his pants but leaving the little stripey bit hanging out at the waist. If you don’t have it, you don’t have it! It’s really that simple.
Otherwise the show is great. Dennis Rodman is on there spending all his time trying to get laid and there are a bunch of other British wierdos I’ve never heard of before downloading it. They swear lots, which would never fly on American television. That’s worth getting it for alone…
I can’t wait to see who wins.
