PhP?

So what can php do for me? This is what I wonder… I’ve been looking into getting this gallery thing to use for my pictures page. The problem is that I need php enabled on my hosting service, which I don’t. It will cost an extra $5/month or something, but is it worth it? I wish I knew other things php is good for, for someone like me I mean. I’m sure people who know how to program loads of fancy shit with it can do tons, but what can I do with it?Today I started taking my temperature again. Yes, that’s right folks! You’ve had the last month off from listening to me talking about Project Baby, but we’re at it again! err.. or at least we will be soon enough. I wanted to take a month “baby thoughts free” and I’ve done that, it was fine and easier than I thought actually. So now I’m ready to try again, if it doesn’t happen within a few months though I’m going to go back to the doc and get tests. She said if we weren’t pregnant within 10 months or so, to go back and she’d have us tested. It really has become more of a science than a miracle, hasn’t it? Oh well, I’m sure Xander is just DIEING to get that little cup alone! *Snickers*

Come to think of it, every single part the man plays in creating a child is FUN! They get to have tons of sex and even their test is fun! I won’t get to go sit in a room with porn and masturbate. Shit, if that was the case I would have been tested long ago! I’ll have to be poked with needles and spread eagle for some person I’ve never met! He gets all the pleasure, and I get all the pain! Oh yeah.. good times.