Male Logic

Someone help me understand how men think please.

You all know I’ve been sick with a cold lately.  As usual it is hanging on with a very annoying cough and today, a killer headache. 

I decided to go lay down at about 3:30pm to see if the headache would pass, an hour later I was woken up as my dog pounced on me.  I opened my eyes and looked up to see that my husband had come into the bedroom and was standing by the bed.   This was the reason for the attack of the puppy paws.

I think the look on my face must have asked what was going through my head (mainly… what the fuck?!) because he promptly explained that he woke me up because he was about to start the dishes and was afraid he’d wake me up.

Uhhhh….

Woke me up because he was about to do something that he thought would wake me up.

That seems to me like walking up and giving the leg of a table a big kick because you were worried you might stub your toe on it later.

This makes no sense to me.

Now I’m awake, and my head hurts more than it did before.

MEN!!

Oh well, at least he’s doing the dishes.

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5 comments

  1. typical woman. A man tries to do something considerate and you twist it around to make it seem like he did something bad…

  2. It’s quite simple…we men feel the need to let you women know when we’re doing domesticated chores. You could be in the middle of a puke-fest and he’ll surely tell you about sweeping the kitchen floor.

  3. Kck him and see if it gives him a headache. :P

    No..wait, that won’t work. Uhmmmm…

    Yeah…I don’t get it.

  4. Well I’m a guy, and that didn’t make any logical sense to me either… perhaps it IS a Dutch thing.

  5. Dont.try.to.make.any.sense.out.of.it…

    That is the only thing I have to say… You are talking about a GUY and a DUTCH one no less…

    Don’t waste a.n.y energy trying to get it… LOL

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