Pink Mush With Blobs

My friend Matt was dissin’ my potato mush today. He obviously has no taste…  I call it Pink Mush With Blobs, because that’s what it looks like.  It tastes much better than it looks though, I swear.   I think I’ll make some tonight so I can get a photo.

Breigh says (8:21 AM):
brb gonna grab some food
Matt says (8:22 AM):
OK
Breigh says (8:39 AM):
back
Matt says (8:39 AM):
what was on the menu?
Breigh says (8:40 AM):
I had some toast and a banana
Matt says (8:40 AM):
mmm
Matt says (8:40 AM):
toast and mac’n’cheese are God’s way of applogizing haha
Matt says (8:40 AM):
and peanutbutter
Matt says (8:40 AM):
thats it though
Breigh says (8:41 AM):
haha
Breigh says (8:41 AM):
I had peanut butter and jam
Matt says (8:42 AM):
crunchy or smooth?
Breigh says (8:43 AM):
smooth
Matt says (8:44 AM):
I should have known, you have good taste.
Matt says (8:44 AM):
haha
Matt says (8:44 AM):
except from that ketchup on you kraft…and that mashed tater thing you make.
Matt says (8:45 AM):
well have our crazy foods though haha
Breigh says (8:45 AM):
hey have you ever tried my crazy mashed tater thing?
Breigh says (8:45 AM):
shit now I want that
Matt says (8:45 AM):
no
Matt says (8:45 AM):
lol
Matt says (8:45 AM):
I trust your husband on that one.
Matt says (8:45 AM):
what is it again?
Breigh says (8:46 AM):
mashed potatoes, ground beef and ketchup
Matt says (8:47 AM):
yumo
Breigh says (8:48 AM):
it is!!
Matt says (8:49 AM):
do you put it on toast?
Breigh says (8:49 AM):
no
Matt says (8:50 AM):
i got it…make a potato cake w/ beef fry it and slater it with ketchup
Matt says (8:50 AM):
then I would eat it
Breigh says (8:51 AM):
I just mash the potatoes, fry the ground beef and then mash it together, then put ketchup on it and mix it up again
Breigh says (8:51 AM):
and it’s delicious
Matt says (8:52 AM):
lol that was my vailed attempt to class up your dish
Matt says (8:52 AM):
lol
Breigh says (8:52 AM):
haha
Breigh says (8:52 AM):
my dish don’t need no classin’ bitch!
Matt says (8:52 AM):
lol
Matt says (8:53 AM):
lord knows it needs something
Matt says (8:53 AM):
i know what it needs
Matt says (8:53 AM):
a paper plate and to be served in a single wide trailer, in a very seedy trailer park
Matt says (8:53 AM):
and a can of warm cheap malt beer to wash it down with
Breigh says (8:53 AM):
HAHAHA
Matt says (8:53 AM):
lol

Bastard.