Bad Body Timing

Why is it that whenever we can’t use something, that is when our body wants to.   When we are carrying an armload of something, we get an itchy nose.   When you have stuff in your hair you don’t want to touch, you get an itch on your scalp.   When you are standing in a crowd and can’t bend over you get an itchy ankle.

Surely it’s not just me?

The guy is here fixing our bathroom finally, after the pipe leaked and the fiasco that followed when they replaced it.   In order to do that, the water needs to be turned off.  Which means the toilet can’t flush, which is about 4 feet away from where he is working.

What’s this have to do with the whole body timing thing?

I NEED NUMBER TWO – URGENT LIKE!!!

OmgIamgoingtodie.