Withdrawal

I guess the withdrawl will be starting soon, now that all the seasons of my reality shows have ended. Boo Hoo!

Tom winning Survivor, which was awesome. Not only is he sexy as hell for a man his age but he kicked everyone’s asses to Palau and back in this season. He won the most immunity rewards, showed the most strength in camp and in all the challenges and he played the game better than anyone. Of all the shows I’ve watched I can’t think of anyone who deserves their win more than him.

Joyce and her husband who’s name I can’t spell winning The Amazing Race over Rob and Amber, which was not what I hoped because I sort of got a soft spot for the Reality TV Couple.. but it’s nice that the couple who won can afford their IVF now and have plenty of money to raise their child if they are able to finally have one.

Kendra kicking Tana’s ass in the season finale of The Apprentice couldn’t have been sweeter. I really liked Tana all the way through the season but in the last few episodes it was like she was taken over by some demonic force that drove her to be the most egotistical bitch she could. I loved seeing her lose to Kendra.

Carrie winning American Idol. I’m still trying not to be bitter about the friend who spilled the beans to me.. I think I’ll still download the finale anyway just to see what Muckdog is talking about with belly shirts and Constantine making an arse of himself.

Sergio “The Latin Snake” Mora walking away with The Contender title! I definately wanted him to win as I am bitter about Peter Manfredo taking out my favorite, Alfonso Gomez. I’m sad to see that The Contender has been cancelled, I thought it was a lot more popular than it really was. Now I’m going to have to find some way to keep up to date with Alfonso’s fights and watch them if I can. I have a favorite boxer, how’d that happen?!

No, I didn’t draw that… although for most of my life it would have been true. Until about 5-6 years ago I had total poo-phobia and hated going number 2 anywhere but home. That’s not what this is about though, it’s just what made me laugh and find a connection to a site Xander told me about last night.

It’s called Post Secret and it’s just some guy who got people to mail him in postcards anonymously with their biggest secrets on it. I was reading through them last night and found it pretty entertaining… I wondered what I’d write on a card to send in. It’s a cool idea, I wish I’d thought of it!

This is what my husband spends his time at work doing… reading crap online and then bombarding me with it.

Blasphemer says:
A man and woman were having marital problems so they went to see a marriage counselor. The counselor, in an attempt to find some common ground from which to begin his analysis said, “Tell me about anything the two of you have in common.” The husband spoke up and said, “Well, neither one of us sucks cocks.”

Sometimes I wonder if I should really take him seriously when he comes home from work and says how worn out he is… ;) Men!