Funny Shit

How do you not giggle when saying that?  It was almost as bad as the time I had to call a guy named John Holmes and none of my co-workers understood why I found it so funny. I did manage to get through the call without laughing, but I came very close at the end of the call when I …

I’m sure there are a lot of people around the world who would love to club Dr. Phil, I’m not one of them though.   I like the guy and I enjoy his show… although I do wish he’d pimp his books slightly less. I was walking through the city center Friday morning on my way to meet up with a …

Today we at BAM! got our first hate mail! I expected this of course, since people who put music on their blogs obviously know how much people hate it and keep it there anyway, so they will have some absurd inner rationalization about how we are all nuts and they are like the underdog ‘artists’ of the blog world. Umm.. …

Last night I had Harley out for a cuddle.  He was curled up on me sleeping while I geeked and watched TV. At one point I sat sideways on the sofa and held him in my hands on my belly… where he curled up and got comfortable.   He looked up at me and then started to lick his belly… it was …

I woke up today with the worst possible sore throat ever.   I either have a hell of a cold coming on or I’m about to get strep throat for the second time in my life. I’m hoping it’s a cold. This photo isn’t of my throat at the moment.  It’s a photo from July 2004, the last time I had …

A quick Dutch lesson… In Dutch, ‘ee’ is said like we would say ‘ay’.  So for example, Nee is said like ‘nay’. Yesterday I dragged Xander into town while I went shopping for fabric to make some liners for the hedgie cage. The conversation with the sales girl went like this: Me: Ik wil twee meters fleece kopen, alstublieft! (I …

Ok first, Harley is home! I’ll have some pics later when I actually see him awake! We made pretty good time, getting to Moers, Germany and back between 2pm – 12am with time to stop for dinner in the city center and take in a little bit of the local scenery. Ausfahrt has been replaced as our most amusingly dirty road sign.  …

Some of you may remember my friend Jay who (or is it whom?) I’ve quoted quoted on my blog a number of times. Today I came to my computer to find this waiting for me: Jay says (11:54 PM): watched this film called ‘anal lesbians’ the other day Jay says (11:54 PM): they spent about half the film going through …

In case you’ve missed my previous posts with videos from this guy DCLugi, there’s a blob of links for you. Here’s his newest… oh how I love when he takes the piss out of Bush. (HA! that sounded quite dirty and golden shower-y didn’t it?) What I MEANT to say was, I really love when he makes fun of President …

Oh god… can’t breathe…. ewww! I’m laughing, I’m wincing, I’m crying, I’m laughing some more… I think I’m puking a little into my mouth. It’s gross, but it’s funny. Which one it is more, I don’t know. I’ll let you decide.

More from my favorite YouTube member, DCLugi. This guy’s imagination and impressions are awesome, I love his videos!