Tag Archives: Funny Shit

I use Sitemeter to keep track of the traffic on my website. From time to time I have a look at the referral sites to see where my site is being linked from and such. A while back I posted about some weird things people were searching for that lead them here. Here are some of the (not so) gems …

I just had this conversation with my husband on MSN: Blasphemer says: check this out: Click Here Breigh says: haha omg Breigh says: you can buy vibrators at the free record shop? Blasphemer says: Yeah and Etos, so you can take something home for when you have a headache and for days that you don’t , hahaha Breigh says: HAHAHAHA …

Last night I was feeding the cats before bed* and something got me singing the Tom Jones tune from the Meow Mix ads, you know the one: What’s new pussycat woaaah woooah wooooooooah… Anyhow, then Xander piped in with the other Meow Mix favorite: Meow meow meow meow.. meow meow meow meow (Remember? I like chicken, I like liver Meow …

All couples have silly things they disagree or argue about, we are no different. On the old site I had a page dedicated to it, but on this one I will blog about it and have a category for it instead. These are the ones from the old site, any in the future will be under new posts in this …

My husband makes me laugh so much.. I honestly don’t know what I’d do if I was with someone without such a great sense of humor. Well yeah I do, I’d make a point of moving on, as I have in the past with men who had miserable personalities (better late than never, I say). Anyhow, our neighbours must think …

Well I’m home again, the eight days in Den Haag flew by and I managed to hang out there by myself without getting too bored or into any trouble. I don’t really have much news to report. It’s the same old thing here.. gaming, hanging out with hubby, trying to make babies, working on the house (ok not so much) …

Don’t worry I’m not cheating on my husband… but this guy cracks me up. Go here to read Steve’s err.. blog, I guess you’d call it. Yet somehow these ingredients went from sweet and child-like to harsh and alcoholic quicker than Lindsay Lohan. Comments like that are why I love this guy..

Today we finally got around to ripping up the carpet in the livingroom, which.. ugh. What was I thinking putting carpet in here with two cats? We were both sneezing up a storm as the carpet came up and swore in unison that we’d never have carpet in our home again. At least as long as the cats are alive.. …

Some of you may remember Skank Girl from my blog in February. It was a pic someone found online and loads of people photoshopped it putting here in all sorts of other pictures. Examples can be found here. Anyway, today her long lost brother* was found… Can you see the family resemblance? Wow, who knew there were two such odd …

I saw this on a forum I frequent and thought it was totally blog-worthy. **************** I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their heads and women with their hearts. FOR …

Sometimes I say the stupidest things without even realizing I’m doing it. Xander just reminded me today about something I said out loud one day we were getting groceries. You see, whenever we get groceries I have to just stand back and let Xander pack the groceries into bags. He’s totally OCD about it and is convinced nobody can pack …