Tag Archives: Funny Shit

I just saw the comment left for me by Xenoguy and it reminded me that the guy in my class told me the name of the author of the book I’m looking for. So I jumped up and scurried around looking for my bag, which hasn’t moved since my vacation started.. I’m such a lazyass. Anyway, when I looked at …

I saw the funniest website today, I swear some people have the funniest writing styles! Someone forwarded me to a website called The Sneeze where a guy was talking about drinking his wife’s breastmilk. I found it absolutely hilarious when he said: The only thing weirder than me drinking breast milk, is the fact that milk is coming out of …

Yesterday, after a painful 24 hours of non-downloading, we checked our data stats on the datagebruik.chello.nl site. It said we had used another 2 gigs, which is bullshit. I phoned them and they gave some lame excuse about someone probably using our wireless, which we told them wasn’t true because we have it fully secured. I guess it was asking …

I just got off the phone with a girl from my class. She’s American and I love her to pieces! I honestly don’t know what I’d do if she wasn’t in my class because she is so nice and really helps to motivate me. (By calling and saying “Where the heck are you?!” if I don’t show up, just the …

Someone posted a link somewhere for a website that will Pornolize any website you want. I did it to my website and Xander and I were in stitches laughing. My favorite part was: The first thing he did was scoop me up in his arms, kiss my cheek and whisper “You’re beautiful!” I squirted.. from Xander’s page in the description …

Tanya just sent me a link and kept saying “It’s not bad, just look.. it’s not bad!”. When I saw the url I was skeptical but did as she said and clicked on the thumbnails. I’m in stitches over here. I’ll give you a little example: Whooooo Dirty!! Go to the pr0n site and see what I’m talking about. Remember …

What do you mean you don’t know who Karl Barrus is?! Ever wonder if I am kidding when I say how bad my memory is or how stupid I can be at times? Well, last week I bought two postcards to send to my friend Karl. The other night in bed I wrote them and put his name and my …

Ok so I’ve been watching the Olympics lately, mostly because it’s the only thing on in the daytime. I don’t really follow it but I pay attention and give a wh00p now and then if I see a Canadian or Dutchie competing. I could get into every sport except one… ping pong. I just can’t take it seriously as an …

Today is my mom and dad’s anniversary! They’ve been married for 32 years.. wow! That’s pretty great by today’s standards where divorce runs rampant. I put it on my calendar here on my website, making sure I didn’t forget!I forgot. I swear, I’m the most forgetful person I know, unless I forgot the other one. *Sigh* Anyway thankfully my parents …

Today is my friend Jolynn’s birthday, Happy Birthday Jolynn!! Hope you have a great one! :)My husband is a genius. Now I know you all have heard me talk about how geeky he is, maybe some of you have even read his blog and seen for yourselves. He’s so incredibly intelligent! Yesterday he really proved it to me though. While …

Well we found a washer. It didn’t really take long, we went to two different stores and bought the cheapest one we could find. It cost us 314 euros (That’s $388 American/$513 Canadian), which is about 314 euros more than I would have liked to spend. It’s going to be delivered on Friday, so I can look forward to heaps …