Pffft, easy. It would have to be the guy I was dating before I met Xander. We’ll call him J…. J what? Jerk? J-Douche? Jackoff? Jeeny weeny peeny? Hey, any of the above apply. Pretty much any negative description you could come up with apply. This guy was a dick, and you know the worst part? I stayed with him …
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How Friday the 13th Kicked My Ass
This has been the weekend from hell, seriously. I’m pretty sure that when I opened the door to our flat on Friday night that I walked through some sort of gateway that took me straight into Satan’s bathroom. Let me go back and tell a little more about what was going on… You may want to grab a snack, this …
Read More »Screw Your Dreams!
That’s what I’d say to my teenager if they told me they wanted to sail around the world, climb a mountain people die on, bungee jump, skydive or … oh, I don’t know… roller skate? It’s probably a blessing for my imaginary children that they don’t actually exist because this is one of those times where I wonder if I’d …
Read More »Jumpy Much?
The above video was taken this evening just after 8pm. It’s our Remembrance Day (Dodenherdenking) in the Netherlands today and during a 2 minute silence at Dam Square in Amsterdam panic broke out. There are a number of stories in regards to what started it all, someone screaming, becoming unwell and knocking a barrier over, knocking over some baggage, talking …
Read More »Hello Oprah? Have I Got A Show For You!
Remember years ago when I posted about Fox News trashing the Netherlands? Then later about the Dutchie’s response to the ridiculous babblings of Bill O’Reilly? I don’t think it’s any secret that I think Bill O’Reilly is a complete douche, nor do I think it’s an unpopular opinion. He’s a blow hard who hears nothing but his own voice, and …
Read More »FOAD Thursday – Fox News
Do you remember ages ago when I made a post about Fox News and their opinions on the Netherlands? Well, the bastards are at it again! Recently a video has come out where Bill O’Reilly gave his backwards opinions on Amsterdam. FU Bill O’Reilly, FU!!! Sometimes I think this is more home than even I realize because when I see …
Read More »New Years Eve and Fireworks – A Need For Change in NL?
If you are a friend of mine on Facebook or have followed me on Twitter, you’re fully aware that my anxiety levels were through the roof this year during the holidays. Mainly between Christmas and New Years. Why? – Because of the firecrackers, bangers, fireworks and everything else that went off causing my dogs to spin circles. It’s not just …
Read More »Least Favorite Places – Huisartsenpost
If I were to make a list of my least favorite places to be here in the Netherlands, it would be here. The waiting room at our local huisartsenpost (kind of like outpatients, where you go outside of office hours, only … different). I took this photo with my mobile while sitting there being miserable this afternoon. We’ve been here …
Read More »The Squeeky Geek Gets The Grease! Website Issues Resolved – I Hope!
Ok so we had contacted the company that hosts my domain and they said they were going to monitor the servers and see what was going on. This is what they sent to my husband the other day: We were able to resolve your website without any latency. We suggest you to try with other browsers like Flock, Mozilla or …
Read More »Hey Brits, Do Me a Favor!
If Rex is ever up for eviction in Big Brother UK, VOTE HIS ASS OUT!!! OMG, I don’t remember the last time I ever saw someone on TV, fictional or reality, that I despise as much as this man. Is anyone else watching this season? I want to climb through my screen and poke his eyes out with my fingers. …
Read More »A Gamer is a Gamer is a Gamer
One of the things I hated about gaming, and don’t miss in the slightest, is all the smacktalk that goes on. When you play online games of any kind, you can’t escape the morons who use the games to make themselves feel like less of a loser and spend all their time mouthing off. I haven’t been feeling so well …
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