Tag Archives: PMS

If you have two dogs, and you use those extension leads with the big plastic handles… don’t do like I did today and think you can hold both of them and your camera at the same time.  Whatever is out there can wait.  Otherwise, you will just end up deciding it’s a good idea to put one lead between your …

Oh my god I can’t believe I’m finally saying this, but my parents will be here NEXT WEEK!!   We’ve been counting this down for months and it’s almost here.   Mom and Dad hugs, Canadian goodies, all my favorite people together again in one room!! I’m excited! I’m freaking out! I know most other expat women I know go through odd …

This is me. This is me counting to ten. This is me killing everyone in my immediate surroundings in a PMS Rage. Today I am home having my turn to be with the plumbers and welders that are working on the pipes in the building.   What started out as a leak in our bathroom has turned into a leak in …

My husband found this drawing on the Internet somewhere and we both laughed our asses off.   I shit you not, we have actually had this exact conversation. Honestly, it’s like a day in the life of the Soldaats right there…

That’s what I feel like, you know… the Staypuff Marshmallow Man from Ghostbusters.  (I’d link to them but shit, it’s 7:05am on a Sunday and I just woke up. Not gonna happen) I’m PMSing like hell and it pisses me off to wake up 3 lbs heavier today than I was yesterday.  Ok, I know weighing yourself every day is …

So the PMS monster rears it’s ugly head again. It’s definately one of those days that I hate being a woman. One of the worst things is trying to resist the urge to lose myself in a sea of chocolate. Now, I love chocolate every day of the month but during those 3-4 days I crave it like a, shit… …

My priorities are totally FUBAR. The things I think are important aren’t, the things I think aren’t.. are. I’ve always been that way.. I want things other people have, I don’t want the things I do have. I’m like a 5 year old child and the world is my toystore. It sucks. I keep thinking I’ll grow out of it …

PMS is in full swing and I’d love some chocolate, but I want to be good and not have it until the weekend like always. My weekend treat… but it would be such a good treat now. MmMmm!!!Had such a great weekend this weekend. I already explained Saturday but I don’t want to explain Sunday yet until I get the …

Happy Day After Canada Day Everyone!! So yesterday was Canada day! What did I do? Nothing.. hehe Oh there’s a shock for you all I bet! For some strange reason they don’t celebrate Canada Day in Holland. *Shrugs* I have a cold, or at least I think I do. My throat is so sore! I’d give anything for some Halls …

Well I’m back in Holland.. have been jetlagged as hell and woke up this morning to about 5 blobs of cat puke around the house. LOVELY!! After being at my parent’s house where everything is soooo clean and sooo nice, I’m fucking disgusted coming back to this house. No matter what I do, there is cat hair everywhere.. no matter …