On Wednesday night Xander and I were going out to see Star Trek – OMG What an awesome movie!!! – and I was getting cranky because he was rushing me. Also because I was sleep deprived… AND PMSing. Seriously, he should have known better. Anyhow, as I ran around getting dressed and brushing my teeth, I was mumbling and bitching …
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Birthday Tammy Logic
Last night in bed my husband and I had the following conversation about my birthday. Xander: Happy Almost Birthday!! Me: *Sigh* Only a half hour left of my youth… Xander: Oh the daaaah-RAHMAAA!! Me: It’s true. Tomorrow I’ll be 34, and do you know what that means? Next year I’ll be 35! Xander: All that and you can count too? …
Read More »I Have Been OUTGEEKED!
Today I had this conversation with my friend Suzy on Facebook: Suzy: wants to let everyone know, Monday, March 2, Big Bang Theory hits Dutch TV: Veronica 9:50 =o). 11 minutes ago – Me: at 2:51pm February 28 LOVE THAT SHOW!! I download it and watch it faithfully. I have a wee crush on Sheldon and I AM NOT ASHAMED! …
Read More »A Gamer is a Gamer is a Gamer
One of the things I hated about gaming, and don’t miss in the slightest, is all the smacktalk that goes on. When you play online games of any kind, you can’t escape the morons who use the games to make themselves feel like less of a loser and spend all their time mouthing off. I haven’t been feeling so well …
Read More »FOAD Thursday – Writers Guild of America & American Idol (again)
Ok, enough is enough. This ongoing strike of the Writers Guild of America has got to stop! They are driving the viewers to desperate lengths, making us watch shows we might ordinarily avoid IF there was something better on to watch. Not only that, but they canceled our Golden Globes! Bastards! Ok, I’m not totally unsympathetic to their cause. I …
Read More »Half and Half and Half
I’ve been watching those Next Top Model shows lately. I really like them, mostly because I find it really interesting to see how they make the girls over and what kind of photos they are able to make. I always see girls in the beginning that I think are BUTT UGLY and I never understand what they are doing on …
Read More »Pink Mush With Blobs
My friend Matt was dissin’ my potato mush today. He obviously has no taste… I call it Pink Mush With Blobs, because that’s what it looks like. It tastes much better than it looks though, I swear. I think I’ll make some tonight so I can get a photo. Breigh says (8:21 AM): brb gonna grab some food Matt says …
Read More »Talking Politics
Ok, I really don’t do politics… although I wish I did because then I’d understand a lot more of what is going on in the world. I’ve always avoided politics like the plague, because everyone seems to get so riled up about it I figured I could do without the frustration… Here’s a conversation between my husband and I this …
Read More »Jay Strikes Again!
Some of you may remember my friend Jay who (or is it whom?) I’ve quoted quoted on my blog a number of times. Today I came to my computer to find this waiting for me: Jay says (11:54 PM): watched this film called ‘anal lesbians’ the other day Jay says (11:54 PM): they spent about half the film going through …
Read More »Protestant Crossing
The other day I was talking to my friend Jay and we got to talking about when we were kids and the lies our parents used to tell us to get us to do what they want. Jay says: when i was about 3 or 4 i walked into my parents room all innocent etc with a hardon and asked …
Read More »What Kind of Man Do You Like?
I just had this conversation on MSN and of course I had to share… cuz it made me literally “LOL”. Jay says: Recent scientific study found that the kind of male face a woman finds attractive can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. Jay says: For instance, if she is ovulating she is attracted to men …
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