Canadutch
I use Sitemeter to keep track of the traffic on my website. From time to time I have a look at the referral sites to see where my site is being linked from and such. A while back I posted about some weird things people were searching for that lead them here. Here are some of the (not so) gems I found today:
Google Search – Breigh’s Website Woah! Someone was actually searching for me! errr, or someone else named Breigh. Sitemeter tells me it was someone from Liverpool in the UK. Who was it? Speak up!
Yahoo Search – Cats + Eating Kittens
Sympatico Search – Skank
Has my site been that boring lately? Am I getting tame in my ripe old age of 31 (last month *cry*) Man, I don’t know! How disappointing to not be able to find any really obscene searches leading back to here. It seemed like 95% of the searches that lead to my site are for “Swedish Torrent” I guess it’s because of the links on my old site that went to all the torrent sites.
Man, I really gotta spice things up around here!
DILDO VIBRATOR CLITORIS GANGBANG BANGBUS ORAL SEX FUCK SHIT BESTIALITY PENIS GOLDEN SHOWERS TEABAGGED NAKED HARDCORE SEX SEX SEX!!!!!
There now, that should generate some interesting traffic! *Snicker*
Ok, never mind, just noticed the “Canada” section at the top of page. Please excuse the double post and general idiocy.
I LOVE Nova Scotia. I would live in the maritimes if I could…
*follows back* Hahaha! Love the spicing. Hm… how is “golden” dirty? No, no, I don’t want to think about it.
Where in Canada were you from? I’m from Ontario (please don’t hate me). Off to pin your guestmap!
*dies* that is hi-larious. “Teabagged” just about knocked me off my chair.
I can’t BELIEVE the sick shit people use MSN to search for! (referring to your old post) WTF?! It makes you paranoid thinking that the old man in the supermarket line is the one searching for “Men who love breast milk” immediately proceeded by: “white girl black guy photos” O_O *hides* It could be ANYONE!
But hey, at least you are the result for some pretty interesting searches! Watch, now you’ll get a bunch of spam comments: “POST PICS” LMAO
I have a friend named Tristan. In *one* post I used his name. Now I get a lot of traffic (well, ~100 visitors/month) searching for tristan southern charms, which is some kind of dodgy amateur porn style.
Also, a few years ago I first noticed a lot of hits coming from that term so I actually wrote it. I became #1 in google and have been ever since.