I’m Sick Of It!

Being a big TV and Movie nut, I rather enjoy reading websites about stars, upcoming shows and films, and celebrity gossip.   I like seeing the sneak peak photos of movies that I’m waiting excitedly for *CoughNewMoonCough* and seeing who is dating who, who’s up for the lead in what film, and so on.

Lemme tell ya though, there are some people I am so sick and tired of hearing about.  Like, want to gouge my eyeballs out with a spoon type of sick of it.  Some are because they look weird, others because they act weird and some I can’t really explain but I just know I can’t stand looking at or hearing about them.

A few examples.

Adam Lambert, the latest big thing from American Idol.   This guy is the reason I STOPPED watching American Idol this season.   I mean look at that pic, he looks like a younger, black haired, gay Rod Stewart.   He is SO over the top and sure, he may be able to sing but he’s not THAT good.  He’ll never be a Carrie Underwood or Kelly Clarkson.  

We were talking about it on Facebook one day and I didn’t understand why all these women friends of mine were losing their shit over this guy.   He’s ridiculous!   He’s going to turn out to be one of those Idol contestants that ends up on Celebrity Rehab or Dancing With The Stars, desperately trying to extend their 15 minutes of fame because their singing talent and over the top LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME antics don’t seem to be doing it for them.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the sexual ambiguity.  I totally believe that it’s a person’s prerogative to keep their private life private.  If he was someone who you could believe for a second that they were straight, fine, keep up the act… but dude, there are like, buttloads (pardon the pun) of photos of you in drag and making out with men on the internet.  The jig is up!

Oh sweet jesus, where to start with this one – Lady Gaga.  Speaking of OVER THE TOP!

I actually like some of her music and hate myself for singing along with her pa-pa-pa-poker face, because after seeing about 3000 photos of her in absurd outfits, loads of which are all tight crotched and legs spread, ugh.  The woman makes my skin crawl.

What’s with the teacups?  Is it that difficult to be original in celebrity world now that she is driven to being the girl with the teacups?  I just want to slap them out of her hands and then cackle in her face while they shatter on the sidewalk.

Also, the makeup, hair, outfits… I really have to wonder if she goes so far with it because she actually has some sort of vision of herself (or really, it would be her stylist, wouldn’t it? She probably pays someone to make her look so absurd), or does she do it to try to hide the fact that without all the garb, she’s rather plain.  I’d even go so far as to say ugly.   In any case, if I never see another photo of her and her little teacups or stupid looking outfits it will be too soon.  Weirdo.

Ok, the next one doesn’t really need much in the way of words, the photos should do it.

Apparently I’m not the only one who feels this way!  When I was looking up a photo of Clay Aiken this was one of the first things that showed up.  Every single time I see him in the tabloids I think of Chucky.  His skin looks like plastic, he seems to always have this evil looking face and ugh, he just makes me shudder.   You know, I have NEVER heard this man sing!  I didn’t see his season of American Idol and after knowing he was on it I refused to watch.  I don’t need to hear him sing, because I’d not be able to hear him through the screaming pain of my eyeballs.

Recently he’s grasped desperately at a bit of air time with his comments about Adam Lambert.  Those two should get together, have a wild night of man sex and then do a remake of the duet “Islands in the Stream” or something.

Oh, and the whole “LOOK AT ME!  I’m out of the closet!” routine.  Dude, everyone knew you were in there.  You weren’t surprising anyone. 

John and Kate Plus 8, the two who bred their way into a TV show.  You’d think that having 8 children would take up enough of your time and limit how much attention you could give each child, let alone working for a TV show on top of it.  Ok so the TV show makes them money which helps them raise the kids, but do they think of the kids?   Who wants to grow up and be remembered as the children of these two morons?

Right now they are in all the papers because apparently John is having an affair and Kate says everyone wants her hair.  She’s right, I want her hair.  I want it badly.   So I can squirt some ketchup on it, toss it on the Trans Canada highway, then watch and laugh as people swerve to avoid the roadkill.  She and Adam Lambert must see the same hair stylist.  As for the affair, who can blame him?  I don’t even watch the show and have never seen them live, but if I was married to someone who is supposedly so controlling, thinks THAT hair looks good, is so delusional that they believe other people want it too, and have popped out eight kids, I’d be banging the teach too.  Poor Kate must be like wiggling a hot dog in an open window by now.

So those are the ones that come to mind right away.  There are others I’m tired of hearing about, mostly because I have no idea who they are and don’t care, like Heidi Montag and that boy of hers, but I can’t be arsed to give them any valuable ranting time.

What do you think of all these idiots?   Are there celebrities you’d wish the earth would open up and swallow too?