Canadutch
Oh yeeeeaaah, the European Beta signups started today for World of Warcraft! You can still sign up here. Ok so I know I said I wasn’t going to game again after arsing around with City of Heroes but I just couldn’t help myself. I had to sign up.. Which was probably stupid because what if I try it and like it? Then I’ll be faced with having to quit when we move home, but will I really care when I’m going back to Canada? Probably not, so I’m gonna play! Err.. that is if they accept me. If they don’t I’m gonna whine big time.
Have you ever wondered if people think as weird and sickening thoughts as you do? I do all the time, I mean am I normal? Am I more sick/weird than others? Am I LESS? For example, today I was making a salad for us for lunch. I had all the stuff spread out on the counter ready to go in. Just the usual stuff like carrots, lettuce, raddish, croutons etc. So anyhow I’m wearing this nightie thing that is sleeveless and small because I have a cold and I’m hot all the damn time. I’m reaching up into the cupboard to grab something and realize gah my bare armpit is hanging over the salad bowl! Ok so maybe it’s just me who is bothered by that because I absolutely HATE armpits (yes even my own), but still. Then I’m thinking oh no I’ve been sweating so much because of this cold!! Then I look under my arm to see if any of those weird little deoderant balls have formed under my armpit. There was none there… *Whew*
Then I panic and think… oh SHIT, what if there was one but it’s gone now cuz it fell into the salad!! I look in the bowl and the last thing I put in there was the FETA cheese! How would I ever find a little deoderant ball in a pile of feta cheese, it would fit right in!
This tormented me like hell and I actually had to go through an entire mental process where I checked my OTHER armpit for signs of deoderant ballies and found none. Which helped me convince myself that there wouldn’t have been any under my other arm either. So my salad was safe. I still felt weird eating it, and even more weird watching Xander eat it.
I have really weird thought processes like that all the time, I’m a freak, I swear..
Going to go curl into bed and watch Hellboy while I cough up a lung. Fucking cold better be gone when I wake up tomorrow or.. well, tomorrow will suck.
