Anal Packer!

Sometimes I say the stupidest things without even realizing I’m doing it. Xander just reminded me today about something I said out loud one day we were getting groceries. You see, whenever we get groceries I have to just stand back and let Xander pack the groceries into bags. He’s totally OCD about it and is convinced nobody can pack grocery bags like he is. Granted, he’s probably right… he’s damn good at it. I get annoyed sometimes though when I try to help and get “The Look”, the one that tells me to let go and step away from the groceries.

One day I got annoyed and said rather loudly “YOU ANAL PACKER!!!”. About a minute after it passed my lips I realized what kind of double meaning this comment had, he thought it the very minute I said it. We both burst into hysterical laughter at the little grocery counter while people looked at us like we were insane. We’re used to that though.

Today I was looking at my website stats and was checking out the referring sites. I see the usual referrals from other people’s blogs, searches for “Breigh’s World” (how does someone remember Breigh’s world but forget www.Breigh.com?). Anyway, there were some crazy things on there.. things people were searching for that lead to my site.

Here are just a few examples:

MSN Search – Fucking Wive
MSN Search – Big Penis
MSN Search – Pantyhose Feet
MSN Search – White Girl Black Guy Photos
MSN Search – Older Women in Porn
MSN Search – Breast Milk Porn Sites
MSN Search – Men Who Love Breast Milk
MSN Search – Picture of Girl Getting Shot

… and that’s just since 2:48am this morning!! Freaks!

Oh and Constantine was pretty good I thought! It’s one of those ones where you walk out going “Hey that was good!” but not “Holy Shit!!!” like with Lord of the Rings or The Matrix or something.