Canadutch
Or so they say…
I won’t bother making my American Idol wrap-up this week. At least not until I feel I can do it without a lot of swearing. I’m just so disgusted.
Until then, I’ll let this little picture I drew speak for me..
A Picture Is Worth a Thousand Words
Ruben still has boobs, though.
Thing is, I like Carrie the way she is. She just needs a bit of pizzazz. But look what they did to Kelly Clarkson — she’s barely recognisable. She lost so much weight you can see her shoulder blades, she has NO BOOBS, her hair’s been bleached blonde, and the only thing left is her voice. All that “keepin’ it real” yammer is just for the contest. I’ll bet they sign their lives away, including kidneys and firstborn children.
Well I wouldn’t be sad if I saw Carrie win, I think she’s beautiful and has an amazing voice. If she wins and gets the right people teaching her about style, etc she could go a lonnnng way! I mean remember, the girl grew up on a farm in the middle of nowhere.
Now it’s all about Carrie and Bo for me. If Vonzell wins.. meh, whatever. But by god, mark my words.. if Anthony or Scott win. Well I don’t know what, but I’m gonna be super pissed!
Gail and I were just stunned. “Huh? SCOTT is in the safe group? and VONZELL is in the bottom three?” And then the axe falls, and (creative, charming) Constantine is gone, while (off-key, cheesy) Anthony is still in!
It must be these nitwits who are sandbagging the weaker competition so that Carrie can be – well, carried on her way to country stardom and even bigger hair.
Yes I quite like it too, even if it does make me look like I have anger issues *Twitch*
Notice how realistic I made it. I even made myself fatter than all the Americans. I may give up my Dutch class and live out the rest of my days as a quirky English speaking artist. The english makes me all foreign and exotic here in the land of cheeseheads.
Ooooheeee I love that picture.